Mistress Unjoyous Floating Skull ([info]myhyenaflewaway) wrote in [info]newyorkers,
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L Magazine Horoscopes!

L Magazine (NYC's free local listings magazine...orange box.) HOROSCOPES for the weeks of February 3-18!

I read them all and I love them so much. This one's my favorite for this week:

CAPRICORN DEC 22 — JAN 19
So, that’s that. And here you were about to write a long, stupid letter, half-drunk on such a weak elixir of nostalgia it’s pretty much just all ice water at this point. So. Don’t play the old songs or look at the photographs; don’t recite the old poems, either. Spring is coming you great sack of maudlin waffle, so you best start doing some sit-ups. That’s it, Capricorn, the new year starts now!


So now I have a question: Does anybody have the issue where Scorpio's horoscope has something to do with a Cousin Ingzt flying to the barbeque pit? It was slightly before the Homeless issue in May and sort of around the DIY issue in April-May also. It was my FAVORITE horoscope I've ever gottten, so of course also just about the only L Magazine I'm lacking.

And let's give these horoscopes some love. <3.

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[info]offbalance

February 5 2009, 22:27:45 UTC 3 years ago

Have you tried contacting the magazine itself? I'm sure they have back issues available.

[info]sxeminority

February 5 2009, 23:16:23 UTC 3 years ago

haha I'm a capricorn! This is great.

I always love their horoscopes.

[info]oreospikesit

February 6 2009, 17:04:41 UTC 3 years ago

http://thelmagazine.com/archive/index.cfm?section_id=13

...although i'm not sure if you want to read it again/copy it down, or actually order a back issue. *shrugs* maybe you can do that online too.

[info]myhyenaflewaway

February 6 2009, 19:07:22 UTC 3 years ago

omg! you m-m-m-m-m-make me ha-ppay! [/tropic thunder] thank you.
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